What Do You Wear to the Beach?

To some guys, the answer to the question, "What do you wear to the beach?" is a strict "noting at all." Some nudist groups go so far as to prohibit the accessorizing of cocks and balls, while, for others, part of the fun of public nudity is bedazzling out meat jewels, rings and other eye candy.

I tend to be in that latter category and like to wear a penis plug, glans ring and now, almost always, My Lifter (pictured).

I'm curious, so tell me in the comments, what you like to wear to the beach?